Seahawk 12k

I ran in the Seahawk 12k today.  I came in 43 out of 52 in my age division.  My wife asked me why I came in 43rd.  I answered that I came in 43rd because the I passed the super fat guy about fifty yards from the finish, else it would have been 44th.  So I feel good about that.

There was a post on facebook about this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KTEgLKhjIw

There was discussion about how many of these snippets I actually say.  My wife says I am close to 100%.  I thought I would go through the list and see how accurate this is.  I started to list them all, along with a note if I have used that phrase.  It got boring so I stopped, but in total, I say about 95% of those.  Not 100%.